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Old 07-29-2008, 06:50 PM
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Talking Fun stuff to do at Walmart!

Here are 16 Things to do at Walmart guys, some of them are very funny IMO, but I'm going to try them ASAP.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.











2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.











3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.











4.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.











5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.











6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.











7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.











8.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"


9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.











10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.











11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.











12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.











13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"


14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"


15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!


16.
Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

I am going to try these things next time I go!
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Old 07-29-2008, 07:06 PM
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I've done over half of these things, unintentionally. Especially 11. Thats just natural. Makes buying milk exciting.
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Old 07-30-2008, 01:15 AM
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You people have way too much time on your hands...

But it makes for good entertainment.
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Old 07-30-2008, 02:48 AM
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Yeah, I've done a couple of those, or variations of them, anyway, but I'll add my favorite to the list.

17. Go to an aisle with a customer standing in it, walk up to them with your head down and wait a couple seconds... Look up and jump throwing your arms to the side to form a cross-like stance, go limp and dance your way backwards and and out of the aisle while rapping the Fresh Prince theme song.
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Old 07-30-2008, 03:56 PM
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Lmao!
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
I tried that before,The employee walking past was very happy :)
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Old 07-30-2008, 04:25 PM
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8.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
I do that sometimes! But i don't really cry or something.. I say with a serious face: Can't you just leave me alone?
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Old 07-30-2008, 04:25 PM
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Lol,And then they get right flustered :)
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Old 07-30-2008, 04:29 PM
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You have to look at their face! Haha i sometimes wanted to laugh at their face.. ^^
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Old 07-31-2008, 08:57 AM
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Those really are some awesome suggestions, and I think I'll try out some of them some time. Really, making fun of people without making them look like (complete) idiots is awesome.
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