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Originally Posted by Twilight Wolf  I'm a natural high & yes,I definitley nominate Rollo...And his trial is on eating all the coconuts in Austrailia. |
Well this is Zelda's hobbies as told on Uncyclopedia
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Zelda often enjoys being captured by evil villians and taken to their lair, with a purpose to do their bidding. Link often mistakes these sexual fantasies as a cue to save her and often does so ruining her sex life, and making Ganondorf leave her because "there's just too much baggage."
Sometimes Link arrives to save Zelda at just the wrong moment(just go with wrong moment,don't ask questions). This sometimes causes Zelda to become pissed with Link and go into a state some call Kill Mode. In this state, Zelda is known to brutally maim anything within her range of vision. The one anonymous survivor (Link) states that the only thing he remembers is the evil look in her eyes. Zelda is also known to yell "ZELDA SMASH!" quite often in a low demonic voice.
Princess Zelda - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Yeah and it goes on to mention in Links article: Link is a Canadian fairy boy and is considered a dangerous criminal. His hobbies inculd slashing innocent people with a sword, pillaging, the raiding of sacred temples and, in general, trying to piss people off. Aside from his 15 varieties of swords, he is known to carry dangerous weapons such as bows and arrows, feathers, spring-loaded grappling hooks, shoes made of solid iron, very large leaves, bombs and Super Nintendo cartridges. He is said to be the leader of the well known terrorist organization, the '"Triforce Bombers". His crimes include entering people's houses uninvited and taking money, pieces of heart and other valuables, breaking expensive vases, cutting lawns without permission, constantly asking people for "masks", impersonating Goron leaders and Zora rock stars, killing innocent monsters and ripping their hearts out of their chests so he can eat the heart and "replenish" his wounds destroying the Death Star and petty theft. If you see Link, try to slowly walk away to your apparent appointment on the second day at 7:00 PM. Link will Z-target (sometimes even known to L-target) you for hints on his next move. He has been known to wear several tunics of different colors which include, but are not limited to, red, green, blue, purple, and even the fashionable bright teal (depending on how bad your TV is) and pimps shrine-maidens far and wide.
Link (Legend of Zelda - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia)
So yeah they should be on trial and ganon's article shows why he is the "good" guy!
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-One does not simply hookshot into Mordor!
nor does one simply TriforceSlash into Mordor!...
One may not keyblade into Mordor either!
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However, one may pull the sword out of the pedestal fo time to enter Mordor!
-May the Triforce be with you!
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