Get paid to humilate others

BentheMathwhiz · #1 (**permalink**) 03-08-2008, 09:34 AM

The goal in this thread is to tell stories about other members. Whether or not they are true doesn't matter just as long as they don't hurt those members feelings. Preferably I would like it to be each story told is about the member that posted previously, but that is my wish not a requirement. Oh yeah, keep them short "if you can." So here I go.

There once was a man named Kate. He went around and stole capes. He once saw a cape so great that he fell out of his chair in awe. It was the cape of the great king Zelly. Zelly had worn it for many a year and yet it shone making king Zelly gleam from ear to ear. Kate decided that he had to have the cap so he made his plans and he made them well. He decided that he would go after it long after all had gone to sleep. He snuck into the castle, past the foolish looking guard named Dave, and into the king's sleeping area. Once there he looked and he looked, but nowhere could be found that cape that had awed him so much. Out of nowhere the king jumped onto the back of Kate and brought him to his knees. "Stay down you fool" he yelled. Kate strangely enough did, but being who he was he couldn't resist glaring at the king. When he saw the king he realized why he wasn't able to find the cape and realized that he did not want it after all. For it turned out that the king wore nothing but that cape to bed and boy was he a nasty looking king. At this moment Kate realized that he could never steal again and promised the king that he would make up for his many awful crimes of cape thievery. The king being a kind, but ugly old man took Kate's words as they were and let him go. So ends the tale of the cape thief Kate. He never stole a cape again. As a matter of fact it is rumored that now he steals tales much like this so that he may hide from his pain that he still suffers from seeing the king in naught but a cape.

*Man that was long. Sorry all. Be aware that none of this is true to my knowledge regardless of the claims of some fool by the name of pigglywiggly

HylianHitman · #2 (**permalink**) 03-08-2008, 11:30 AM

JJAB is still trying to get with Rollo.

Dave · #3 (**permalink**) 03-08-2008, 11:36 AM

Dave was made to wear a dress when he was 3 at the will of his sister.

#$&*...I suck at this game.

HylianHitman · #4 (**permalink**) 03-08-2008, 11:41 AM

You got that right. You're supposed to humiliate others.

Dave humiliated himself in this thread.

spted dinosaur · #5 (**permalink**) 03-08-2008, 04:12 PM

i think the best thing that happened was when JJAB was going out with Lindsay, and there was a new girl, and so JJAB started to totally flirt with her, and then she asked him what his name was and when he said John, this was her response: "JOHN!?!?" hahaha it was his sister XD

and then Lindsay broke up with him... sorry JJAB i just had to bring that back

Rollo · #6 (**permalink**) 03-08-2008, 05:19 PM

The time I hit on JJAB's sister was pretty funny too.

mailduck · #7 (**permalink**) 03-09-2008, 01:40 AM

I think my favorite story was when I heard that Benthemathwhiz is really an undercover male striper. The rest of the information is not to be said around forums like this...

digirob89 · #8 (**permalink**) 03-09-2008, 01:56 AM

HylianHitman used to be a good helpful member. Haha.

BentheMathwhiz · #9 (**permalink**) 03-09-2008, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by mailduck

I think my favorite story was when I heard that Benthemathwhiz is really an undercover male striper. The rest of the information is not to be said around forums like this...

Ha ha. I remember when mailduck used to think that she didn't have boobs and posted some exposing pictures that caused posting havoc.

edit: I thought it was really funny.

mailduck · #10 (**permalink**) 03-09-2008, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by BentheMathwhiz

Ha ha. I remember when mailduck used to think that she didn't have boobs and posted some exposing pictures that caused posting havoc.

That wasn't funny...