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mailduck · #11 (**permalink**) 05-11-2007, 09:30 AM

Ok I got one:

One time I was going on a bike ride (I was 10 I think) and I got really ahead of my mom who was walking. So I came to this really steep hill and went right down it. Suddenly, my brakes failed and I couldn't stop or even slow down.

Then perfect timing, a car was pulling up into their driveway (unaware that a kid was speeding down a hill uncontrollably with broken brakes). So soon enough, I crashed right into the car and slid down it like in cartoons.

The couple quickly got out to see if I was okay, which I was. So I said sorry and went home. Later, my mom eventually came to the couple and they explained to her that her daughter had just ran her bike into their car. My mom (thinking they were talking about my sister Devon) was sooo angry and was yelling at Devon so much for what had happened. Devon was so oblivious and just took the yelling like she had actually done it (I was watching her getting yelled at through a window and was lmao

)

Anyways a few hours later, my mom got the real side of the story from my brother and I or course got into such big trouble.

Vincent · #12 (**permalink**) 05-11-2007, 10:17 AM

Aww damn, i was hoping nobody ever found out until Devon would read this

Papayo · #13 (**permalink**) 05-11-2007, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vincent

Oh yeah I've thought of one.

When I was like 13 or 14 I was playing outside with my brother who was like 7 like then.
I was climbing a tree and I wanted to impress him by acting like tarzan and swinging on a branch. But then I fell out of the tree, on my back and most of the air was squeezed out of my lungs.
There I lay, squirming like a worm, thinking I was going to choke. And my brother was just standing there waiting for me to get it over with

(In the end I wasn't hurt at all)

Same thing happened to me once (kinda), I was walking up a water slide and I fell. And same thing happened, all the air out of my lungs. Worst thing was that it happened in Austria, all these people were saying things I didn't understand

Jimmyray · #14 (**permalink**) 05-11-2007, 05:40 PM

This is an embarrasing thing for my nan. Okay here I go. The phone starting ringing while my nan was doing the ironing. All I think I need to say is that she kinda burnt her ear...

spted dinosaur · #15 (**permalink**) 05-11-2007, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mailduck

Ok I got one:

One time I was going on a bike ride (I was 10 I think) and I got really ahead of my mom who was walking. So I came to this really steep hill and went right down it. Suddenly, my brakes failed and I couldn't stop or even slow down.

Then perfect timing, a car was pulling up into their driveway (unaware that a kid was speeding down a hill uncontrollably with broken brakes). So soon enough, I crashed right into the car and slid down it like in cartoons.

The couple quickly got out to see if I was okay, which I was. So I said sorry and went home. Later, my mom eventually came to the couple and they explained to her that her daughter had just ran her bike into their car. My mom (thinking they were talking about my sister Devon) was sooo angry and was yelling at Devon so much for what had happened. Devon was so oblivious and just took the yelling like she had actually done it (I was watching her getting yelled at through a window and was lmao

)

Anyways a few hours later, my mom got the real side of the story from my brother and I or course got into such big trouble.

and i was only 8 you lil a55...

funkeymonkey · #16 (**permalink**) 05-12-2007, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vincent

Oh yeah I've thought of one.

When I was like 13 or 14 I was playing outside with my brother who was like 7 like then.
I was climbing a tree and I wanted to impress him by acting like tarzan and swinging on a branch. But then I fell out of the tree, on my back and most of the air was squeezed out of my lungs.
There I lay, squirming like a worm, thinking I was going to choke. And my brother was just standing there waiting for me to get it over with

(In the end I wasn't hurt at all)

o my gosh thats great!

funkeymonkey · #17 (**permalink**) 05-12-2007, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mailduck

Ok I got one:

One time I was going on a bike ride (I was 10 I think) and I got really ahead of my mom who was walking. So I came to this really steep hill and went right down it. Suddenly, my brakes failed and I couldn't stop or even slow down.

Then perfect timing, a car was pulling up into their driveway (unaware that a kid was speeding down a hill uncontrollably with broken brakes). So soon enough, I crashed right into the car and slid down it like in cartoons.

The couple quickly got out to see if I was okay, which I was. So I said sorry and went home. Later, my mom eventually came to the couple and they explained to her that her daughter had just ran her bike into their car. My mom (thinking they were talking about my sister Devon) was sooo angry and was yelling at Devon so much for what had happened. Devon was so oblivious and just took the yelling like she had actually done it (I was watching her getting yelled at through a window and was lmao

)

Anyways a few hours later, my mom got the real side of the story from my brother and I or course got into such big trouble.

thank you that just made my day