There was an old man from Belair,
Whose head was that of a hare.
When the people poked fun,
He pulled out his gun,
And that was the end of their flare.

,Abe

I've always liked limericks because they're funny, and stand in stark contrast to other poetry. Take THAT Emily Dickinson

Oh, here's another one. (Not by me)

There once was an athlete of Venice
Who liked to play matches of tennis
When a ball hit him hard
He went to a ward
Where a doctor did cut off his foot

Funny stuff

How about

"and that was the and of their flare"

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Actually, I like it. The post has been officially edited! Thanks a lot!

there was an old man from peru
who dreamt he was eating a shoe
he woke in the night, with a horrible fright,
to find that his dream had come true

gotta stick to the classics :p (sorta lame though)

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in grade ten english i had to write a few poems which was fun, i got a level 4+ on mine, ill show you some of them...

Limerick poem

Going to the show
to listen to some Rockin' Roll
Driving in a car
Traveling very far
Till my brother lost them on the road

Acrostic Poetry

Holiness guides the way
Everyone is invited
All but the ones filled with hate
Villains will be cast away
Everyone filled with love
Never will be hurt

Free Verus (this is my fav. one)

Swing,Flying
throwing the items
on the Roller.
Run, run
Back and forward,
Until everything
is collected.
Shouting, talking,
Pass the items
Till there all gone.
I move my
wheels to the end,
Starching, wearing out
all four tires.
I reach, I talk,
To sweet little lady,
I look at her,
she looks at me.
She open's up her hands
"39.99 please"

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I got one!

There once was a man from Nantucket...
Whose...

I'm sure you guys know the rest. xD

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Ah, you can't beat a good old fashioned dirty limerick:

There once was a star-bellied snitch...
There once was a man named Enos...
There once was a man from Punt...

In the interests of the faint of heart, I left out the out 4 lines from each poem.

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There once was a man in my sock,
Whose head was as hard as a rock,
He fell down the stairs,
In his pocket were flares,
And he balsted away in a clock.

Random one made in under 1 minute...

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lol i know the nantucket one but not those ones, pm me the rest of them

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