Yeah, I heard about that. I'm amazed by many of the grand buildings and temples the ancients built.

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I wish I could have seen one of those "sea battles"

Eh, it's over rated. But if you really have to, take a big mac downtown in a major metropolitan area and tell two hobos you'll give it to whichever one kills the other.

That's because you havent earned their respect. You'd probably need to spend a few days lighting some of them on fire in their sleep before you offer them the sandwich.

They respect a man with a can of gasoline.