Mac: My commercials talk about compatibility
PC: Yet I am compatible with ten times more software and accessories then you. Everyone develops for me, even YOU!
Mac: my userbase is growing
PC: yet it's still under 20%
Mac: You have viruses
PC: Cause hackers don't bother programming for something no one is using, you have backdoors too but no one plugs them cause there aren't enough of you to raise a fuss when you get owned.
Mac: I have quicktime
PC: Which you have to subscribe to go fullscreen and has ads everytime you turn it on. Oh and I have it too. I prefer VLC and Windows mediaplayer.
Mac: I have Itunes.
PC: So do I but I mainly use Limewire. It's just easier.
Mac: I have.... solitaire
PC: I have Halo.
Mac: Just as well how would i launch grenades without a right click.
Mac: Plenty of your users have mods to make your system look like mine.
PC: and yet they don't switch? I wonder what they could be afraid of losing.
Mac: I don't have a bluescreen of death
PC: no you have Macbombs, that is if you don't freeze up first.
Mac: I'm new and innovative
PC: didn't the guy who made me use to work for you?
Mac: He stole many of my best features
PC: and added to them and fixed them.
Mac: Most users grew up using me
PC: and switched to me for necessity and ease.
Mac: I have Ipod
PC: I have Zune which is far more compatible and allows sharing. And I have Ipod too. And several generic MP3 players who don't bother to program for you.
Mac: Vista sucks.
PC. that's true, but I still use XP.
Mac: when you upgrade there are compatibility issues.
PC: When YOU upgrade EVERYTHING is no longer compatible. The guy posting this had to keep OS9 at work cause OSX won't run your programs and he can't get my boss to buy the same programs on PC.
Mac: Is he devastatingly handsome?
PC: You know it. I'll send a pic if you can handle the format.
Mac. damn, well i guess i can imagine him.
Linux: Hi guys
Mac: Okay PC, wanna call truce and keep everyone from ever finding out this guy can be used at home?
PC: deal.
Unix: What did I miss?
Wii: lol, I'm posting from my game console with Opera.