| End of the world at 3:30 AM I am really bored so I thought I'de remind you of your mortality.
Live in vancouver canada? Sux to be you, they are warning you of a magnitude 8 earthquake within the next few days / months. 8 or greater Great earthquake. Can cause serious damage in areas several
hundred kilometers across.
Won't that be fun?
Anybody on the east coast of The United States? Ever hear of the canary islands? One of them is halfway into the ocean, if it falls ALL the way ( could happen at any time within 2 seconds or two hundred years ) there's going to be a surge of wave 300m+ high heading straight for the east coast, it will also travel fast enough to prevent warning and will cause more damage than the fictional wave in the day after tomorrow. Sucks huh?
West coast you say? Higher powers don't love you either, san andreas fault would easily cause a magnitude 10+ earthquake most likely killing you.
North up near colorado? Yellowstone national park is a giant volcano, yeah, the whole thing. Super eruptions suck ass and will turn your lungs into cement. Ever hear of pompei?
East coast Australia or New zealand? Well new zealand is splitting in half, which will cause the same effect as to what happened to the canary islands but way bigger and much longer away.
If one of these doesn't kill you, nuclear war, chemical warfare, famine, lack of fresh drinking water, or a giant meteorite will be sure to finish you off!
__________________ Heaven sends me here to you
And if a-you fear you've reason to
Open up all seven seals
The beast is come to claim the youth |