So being extremely bored today I went out and got all the ingredients including one goat head. Tonight the ritual went ahead pretty well but when it started to rain everybody got scared and left the room in a hurry and the devil never gave me my go-kart.

Is my soul worth less than a go-kart?

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And if a-you fear you've reason to
Open up all seven seals
The beast is come to claim the youth

The rain was probably worth less than a go-kart. Which may be why you got rain.

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No way, rain is worth its weight in gold here. The dam outside my town is 29% full and we're not allowed to use sprinklers ever. That's not nice when you're playing footy or cricket and the grass is all dead and there are only weeds and thistles growing.

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Heavy tackles onto dirt = where did my skin go?

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Heaven sends me here to you
And if a-you fear you've reason to
Open up all seven seals
The beast is come to claim the youth

YOUR soul?
I'll give you two laffy taffys for it, and that's my bottom dollar.

Edit: maybe it's just cause it's Saturday, but If I mail you some candy and a self addressed stamped envelope would you mail me a piece of paper pledging me your soul? I always wanted to try that.

I'm working on a concept album loosely based off of Johannes Goethe's Faust. A list of people who have sold me their souls for the liner notes would be kickass.

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I've already sold my soul a few times. I figured I could trade it for candy about 2 years ago.

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Heaven sends me here to you
And if a-you fear you've reason to
Open up all seven seals
The beast is come to claim the youth

you can dammage your soul, but the only one you can sell it to is Satan, he will just get in you life and stuff it up. Remember: Satan is a gentleman, nobody would listen to him if he was not nice. (satan= devil)

Also i believe you cant sell your sould for a item. but you can for something like smarts or skills.

example, someone makes a deal with the devil, to get into the relay final in the olympics. the devil grants it to him and at the final race the guy trips over and loses, but all the guy said qwas to be in the relay finals, and so he did not win and he sold hi soul to the devil. no matter what you say to the devil he will twist your words for the worst in the end.

Sometimes it's worth it though. People worship Robert Johnson these days and he totally picked up in his day. Sure he died mysteriously but it was totally worth it.

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Well, maybe not so worth it, for Robert Johnson. He is kinda dead right now.

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