The Loz Oot Movie

Twilit_Wolf · #1 (**permalink**) 05-26-2007, 03:10 PM

As i mentioned on my intro fourm, I am making a movie slightly based off of Oot(Ocaraina of Time) And as director of it which I have named the movie, Legend of Zelda Out of Time(LoZ Oot)
ok, starts off as this,
"A long time ago, In a galaxy far far away... a few blocks down from starbucks..." *shows a pic of starbucks*

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA! *starwars music plays in the background*
narrator- wrong music **** bags! *music changes to Twilight princess theme, and words in the starwars formation appear on the screen*

narrator- Nothing is new in Hyrule, Ganon took over Hyrule, Link has to destroy him, the ussual. In other news, George W. bush has been quiet lately and might be plotting to take over the world! And those democrats... They always have all the fun! Oh- and I just save 15% on my car insurance! Yay! Wait- huh, what?! Ganon took over Hyrule!? Again!? Wheres Link?!"

*starwars music plays again*
narrator- I said stop that!"
*music changes*
narrator- thats better, One boy, an annoying fairy, and the coconut clacker, shall embark on a very serious journey to deafeat the undeafeatable. *shows Ganon laughing*
*starwars music starts again*
narrator- thats it! *hear a fight in background*
*movie turns off*
"What did you do?!''
"i think I turned off the movie- oh wait here we go!''
*light turns on and you see the narrator trying to strangle the sound effect guy*
narrator- turn the camera!
*light goes off and movie starts*

mailduck · #2 (**permalink**) 05-26-2007, 06:13 PM

Where did George Bush come from? o_0 Anyways, making movies can get tough, so good luck with that. (in a kind way)

Twilit_Wolf · #3 (**permalink**) 05-27-2007, 02:05 PM

Meh, George Bush hasn't came out to do a speech in a while... I wonder what he's up to... That's why I added George Bush. politic comedy is always funny in a random movie right?

Twilit_Wolf · #4 (**permalink**) 05-27-2007, 03:30 PM

Continuing the movie, :scene 2 Link the Unicorn and Navi dead

*Link tosses and turns in his sleep. he sees Ganon destroying everything and mothers grabbing their children as the town sets aflame...*

Navi- hey! Link! Wake up! hey! wake up Link! Hello!? WAKE UP!
Link- oh god its Navi! this better be pretty ****ing imporant! is the forest on fire!?
Navi- No Link! I found a map! to the Great Deku Tree! THE GREAT DEKU TREE LINK! You gotta come with me! It'll be an adventure! were going on an adventure Link! Come with me!
Link- Great Deku Tree, right, I already know how to get there, so I'm just gonna go back to sleep now-
navi- NOOOOOO!!! *navi starts bouncing on Link* You gotta come with me Link! Its a place of hope and joy! and Joyness!
Link- please stop bouncing on me-
Navi- GREAT DEKU TREE LINK!
Link- Fine! I'll go with you to the Great Deku Tree!
*Link and navi are walking through Kokiri Forest while Navi sings a song called 'La la la la'*
navi- la la la! la la la! la la la la la la!
Link mutters- how did you convince me into doing this? Stop singing!
Navi- Our first stop isover there Link!
*navi points to Mido*
Link- Oh god what is that!?
Navi- Its a leoplurodon! A magical leoplurodon! it'll guide our way to the Great Deku Tree!
Link- alright Navi, first of all, Thats Mido, nt a leoplurodon. Second, The Great Deku Tree is dead!
Navi- Shun the nonbeliever! SHUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNnna!
Link- right.
*Mido speaks*
Mido- Hey! you cant go in there without a sword and a sheild! do you hear me!? No sword no sheild, no go!
*What Link is hearing as Mido Talks*
Blah Blah blah blablahblablah Blah blah BLAH!
Navi- It has spoken! it has told us the way!!!!!
Link- He didn't say anything!
*Link and Navi are on a bridge*
Navi- Its just over this bridge Link! this magical bridge! of hope and wonder!!
Link-my boots are like, getting covered with splinters! seriously! we shouldn't be on this thing!
Navi- Link! Link! Link! Link-
Link- I'm right here! What do you want!?
Navi- We're on a bridge Link! *Link rolls his eyes, once on the other side navi screeches*
WE"RE HERE!
Link- well what do you know, the Deku tree is still alive.
*Navi sings to the Deku Tree*
Navi- Deku tree! Deku Tree! I brought you the legendary hero!
Deku tree-good work navi... Now Link, you must-
Link- get a sword and sheild get some gems go get the master sword and destroy ganon.
Deku tree- why yes how did you know?
*Link holds up a legend of Zelda Guide book*
Link- its in the guide!^^ but the last page on how to defeat Ganon was torn out...-_-'
Deku Tree- Link you are such a cheater. Oh well enter the cave and test thy courage.
Link- Uhh, thanks but no thanks, I'm gonna stay out here.
navi- but you HAVE to enter the Deku tree cave!
Link- umm no. I don't think I want to.
Navi- Then I'll go in!
*Navi flies into the deku trees mouth.*
Deku tree- hmmmm, I never knew fairies tasted so good!
*Deku tree eats Navi as she screams*
Link- did you just eat my fairy?
Deku Tree- yep i think did. Here have the Kokiri emrald! Uhhhhgg, i think I'm getting a stomach pain...
Link- I think Fairies are poisonous...
*Deku Tree dies*
*Link gets the emrald and sets off to his quest*

There, I finally type this all! yes i got this off of Charlie the Unicorn so shut your mouth if your not happy with it! Hey, 'Shoes' is in it too. What can I say? Its 'Out of Time'.

Zushier · #5 (**permalink**) 05-28-2007, 11:24 AM

"Shun the non-believer, SSSSSHHHHUUUUUNNNNN."

Awesome script, laughed at pretty much every line.

Twilit_Wolf · #6 (**permalink**) 05-29-2007, 09:25 AM

Why thank you! It's nice to get some NICE comments on it every once in a while!

Shadowdrummer09 · #7 (**permalink**) 05-30-2007, 02:12 PM

OMG t\if you made this movie i would so watch it like 5,000 times just for the charlie the unicorn part.......god thats a funny movie

then when it came out for dvd i would buy it then watch it some more with all the deleted scenes and comentaries

=D god i can't stop laughing about this movie =D

avelanch · #8 (**permalink**) 05-30-2007, 02:35 PM

are you planing on live action, CG, or animated?

My opinion is that it may be too random and too many 1 liners stacked up against another, like date movie, or one of those badly done parodies. but hey, its your vision, not mine.

Shadowdrummer09 · #9 (**permalink**) 05-30-2007, 03:38 PM

ooo....thats right...but he could change it in the next scene(s)

????

Twilit_Wolf · #10 (**permalink**) 05-30-2007, 04:41 PM

Note that this script is just a rough draft of the real script. And answering the other questions,
1. actors are playing the parts.(my friendz)
2. I probably wont make it into the DVD! (Comon people, I'm not hollywood!)
3. it's only in some scenes that I will be copying off of those thingies like shoes and monty python. Other things are made up.
4. I'm glad some of you are so exited about it. I am too, but, there are some down points. I might be too busy this summer to do it. But I will find a way, I always do. If I missed anything, plz let me know