In response to this article.
DS Lite Opens Gaping, Christ-Like Palm Wounds - Kotaku 
Ok jackass. Let's take a look at this. Not only are you stupid and fat, but you're wrong.
I have large hands and have played the ds lite for a maximum of 2 hours at a time, my hands are fine so let's examine the possibilities.
* You're squeezing it like you're feeling breasts for the first time.
* You play for 18 days straight and defecate into a jar.
* You just like to cause crap.
I'm going for option one here. You're obviously holding it too tight asshole.
Gaping wound?
I think for it to be a gaping wound it needs to be open, not some sissy little red mark made on your palm. Let's take a look at a gaping wound.
Warning: Shocking image, contains blood.
THAT is gaping, not you're little baby bruise. Go and grow some testicles.
Now lets examien the christ part of it. For those of you who have seen the passion will know what I'm talking about here.
I'll use a less graphic image for the weak stomached here, but you can get the picture.
Rollo's conclusion: Seriously fatso, get a grip on reality and less of a grip on the ds lite you're playing. It's idiots like you that make everybody else look bad. Nothing personal, but I do hope you get a horrible gaping hand wound one day so you can compare it. Moron.
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