Hey guys!
What are your ideas of a new Zelda game?
Mine would have to be a sequel to Twilight Princess with Link gone evil and your Princess Zelda and you have to stop him,You could probably turn into a wolf too.
Link gets married to a local farm girl, because zelda turns out to be a lesbo. (not that there is anything wrong with that). He gets a job working 9-5, making swords. then a new competitor comes into town, and tries to run him out of buisness. His wife is pregnant with their 4th child and thye have to make ends meet. So to avoid going bankrupt, he decides to go to Hyrule and sell all the stuff he aquired in the last zelda game. (boomoerang, master sword, ball and chain etc.) On his way to Hyrule, he runs into a band of thieves who beat him up and steal his steed, and green tunic, and all his other gear. The thieves then split up the items amongst themselves and go to thier home in the different regions of the land. Link is then forced to track down each different thief and get his stuff back, so his family doesnt starve to death. The main thief is a gerudo named "nonag"
That is my idea for a new and original Zelda game
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Originally Posted by mcfugg
Goddammit, this is the third story I've read where I get shot. It's gotta stop happening, seriously.
Link gets married to a local farm girl, because zelda turns out to be a lesbo. (not that there is anything wrong with that). He gets a job working 9-5, making swords. then a new competitor comes into town, and tries to run him out of buisness. His wife is pregnant with their 4th child and thye have to make ends meet. So to avoid going bankrupt, he decides to go to Hyrule and sell all the stuff he aquired in the last zelda game. (boomoerang, master sword, ball and chain etc.) On his way to Hyrule, he runs into a band of thieves who beat him up and steal his steed, and green tunic, and all his other gear. The thieves then split up the items amongst themselves and go to thier home in the different regions of the land. Link is then forced to track down each different thief and get his stuff back, so his family doesnt starve to death. The main thief is a gerudo named "nonag"
Hey guys!
What are your ideas of a new Zelda game?
Mine would have to be a sequel to Twilight Princess with Link gone evil and your Princess Zelda and you have to stop him,You could probably turn into a wolf too.
That right there is why people like you don't get to go near a series like this.
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Originally Posted by Vincent
One dimensional, repetitive and boring. Kind of like your posts mab!
Ganon summons all the old Links from other games, and Link has to hunt is various other selves down and kill them. Then you fight and kill Ganon and Zelda falls in love with you. Then you kill Zelda and take over Hyrule.
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That right there is why people like you don't get to go near a series like this.
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Actually, I'm not really sure of you're serious or not... given your previous post (and your own "idea") I'm fearing the former.
Feeling defensive there?
This isn't a serious thread really,It's just a place to share ideas about future Zelda games,It doesn't have to be a great idea so basically this is a bunch of sarcasm.
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Ganon summons all the old Links from other games, and Link has to hunt is various other selves down and kill them. Then you fight and kill Ganon and Zelda falls in love with you. Then you kill Zelda and take over Hyrule.
That is one of the ideas I've been waiting to here,Lol...Poor Zelda.
Truth is I was just trying to make up the most stupis plot I could think of for a Zelda game. But the more I wrote the better I dea's I got and then I started changing things, until I came up with the finishedprodject. I left in a few elements of surprise, but the whole tracking down and killing all the people who wronged Link idea is actually pretty bad ass I think.
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Originally Posted by oweonsito
Link gets married to a local farm girl, because zelda turns out to be a lesbo. (not that there is anything wrong with that). He gets a job working 9-5, making swords. then a new competitor comes into town, and tries to run him out of buisness. His wife is pregnant with their 4th child and thye have to make ends meet. So to avoid going bankrupt, he decides to go to Hyrule and sell all the stuff he aquired in the last zelda game. (boomoerang, master sword, ball and chain etc.) On his way to Hyrule, he runs into a band of thieves who beat him up and steal his steed, and green tunic, and all his other gear. The thieves then split up the items amongst themselves and go to thier home in the different regions of the land. Link is then forced to track down each different thief and get his stuff back, so his family doesnt starve to death. The main thief is a gerudo named "nonag"
That is my idea for a new and original Zelda game
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Originally Posted by mcfugg
Goddammit, this is the third story I've read where I get shot. It's gotta stop happening, seriously.
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